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I know what you are thinking!!!!

GATES..........2010......

Held in month of March.....Its a mega event in which every room of our college including the toilets are hosting an event.....(like robot wars(in which robots are dragged with hands(sheh remotes are just too old fashioned)...Arm wrestling...(thank god it uses arms only..)...and some other great events like Panga 7.0...(where 3 or 4 bloody seniors of your age try to act smart while the rest of your fellow competitor talk in spanish.....)....Not to forget my very own event TECHNOSCRAP.....(I was the proud volunteer of this event......Only 12 people from  all over India have got this privilege....I am just so lucky....While poster making,  the only creative idea that came to  my mind was to design a poster with a robot sitting on a Pot and poster reading Techno's crap...so original....but considering the aura,flamboyance(for further english words contact....The World is Square) of the event it was neglected ..

Not to forget the words of the wisdom announced in our class by one of the member of THE CORE TEAM(The Highest Honour to any individual  next only to being the CEO of  the 'Pink Chaddi Campaign')

......Pay attention....

Do you know whats the full form of GATES?

No...What kind of GTBITian are u?

It is blah blah blah of souls.....(Notice the words following....)....It is one of the largest event held in the vicinity of Delhi(Just like the UN,GTBIT is located in international territory and doesnt belong to Delhi)......over 90 events....You know how important the certis are for your placements.....(Hmm let me guess.......2 yrs from now Mr A goes for placement......

Interviewer::::::So Mr A show me your resume.....Mr A what is this?....You have got 7 consecutive backs with 60% CGP with all backs in all your core subjects......Do you expect us to give you a job....what were you thinking.....You dont have good marks......good college........good skillls.....what makes you think you will get the job?

Mr A::::::Sir I have a certificate of volunteering.......

Interviewer:::::Really......I am extremely sorry Mr A....(The interviewer falls in Mr A's legs and starts begging him to work for him)

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If anyone can provide us with sponsorship we would give 10% to him....(Wow .....)The sponsors can vary from a 'Chuskiwaala' to 'Yamaha'(What a comparision......just think how good it will look.......

Chhajju Panwaari presents Nach Baliye,Co sponsors Yadav ji Mishthan,Sulabh National,Young India Commander etc........

I know I  am  a  GTBITian and I shouldnt call my mother dacoit.........But thats what I am.........Sorry.....Huh...

Rusted Rebel Off you gooo........(My first song)

First of all I would like to say that its not dedicated to anyone nor is it made for any purpose(I know u get me)...Its my first song's lyrics....here it goes....


I wanted it to snow
while the sun glows

I wanted it to rain
while you felt my pain

As a proof of my genuinity

As you go on with life
And I battle it out

As u live in profanity
And i battle for my identity
with my insanity

throw me from the cliff
Let me drown into horrors of the sea
where silence of the depth
is sufficient to take away your breath

As i walk through the silence of hell
for the reasons even i cant tell
I had trusted but I got betrayal
I got rusted and became rebel

Rusted rebel off you go

with the time you will grow
As your intentions were clear
you dont need to fear, she will know

I had stories to tell
and I thought you fell
(for me)

I had ideas to sell
and I thought you'll earn
(for me)

As you go on with life
And I battle it out
As you live in superiority
And I battle with inferiority
for purity

throw me from the cliff
Let me drown into horrors of the sea
where silence of the depth
is sufficient to take away your breath

As I walk through the silence of hell
for the reasons even I cant tell
I had trusted but I got betrayal
I got rusted and became rebel

Rusted rebel off you go
with the time you will grow
As your intentions were clear
you dont need to fear, she will know

I dont blame you
for all of this bullshit

I was lame coz
I got lost and misfit

but
didnt my eyes tell u the truth
didnt my lies tell u the truth
didnt my sssstammer tell u the truth
didnt my grammar tell u the truth

The truth is that
no matter how far you go
no matter how far you runaway
the memories stay

That was past that would last
like a bomb it will blast

Now I am looking at the rainbow
thinking about the sunshine
feeling the breeze
knowing you are not mine

Rusted rebel off you go
with the time you will grow
As your intentions were clear
you dont need to fear, she will know

FIFA 2002 installation song...........

I have searched for this song for 9 years under the google searches "I dont know what you are looking for and"FIFA 2002 soundtracks"....I even recorded it on web cam while I installed FIFA 2002 and  listened to it for some time till my pc was formatted and in the mean time my game CD was cracked...I lost contact with the song for quiet some time...And a few months back when I saw a song on My Evil Self's blog I didnt pay much attention to it...But today my brother told me that this is what you were searching for.....

I would like to thank you My Evil Self.......And all the fellow readers please listen.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=styYbRWQYP8

The World is Round::::because the dogs too are fond of a joke...

When the cryptic nuances of bewildered soliliquoy knocks my head off my skin I begin to groove on the tracks of Lady Naga...I take refuge under the broad shoulders of the megalomaniacs and hypochondriacs busy in the upheaval of mankind through their power of living in virtual fantasies...Virtual fantasies rule over the real world and the joy that chaos brings suppresses the inidignation...Metamorphosis has lead to path breaking or should I say head breaking discoveries...Stubborn conscience's sheer delight is in being recognized as a different cyborg in the zombie clad society....

I hope you didnt understand what was written above.....That was meant to be....watch the video below you will understand what I wish to say........

No offence to anyone.... :))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnQRddkk2to

The 3 Musketeers on an ultimate safari (25 days of adventure)

9+4+5

The secret behind 9+4+5  is the number of underwears we 3 had brought....I was content with 4 and had to wash them every alternate day...While Chugh claimed to have brought a large number of them he was caught later with 5...That meant he believed in use,reuse and recycle as he was never seen washing them.....And finally the King Mel who had brought 9....Yes....9 for 9 days......So I dedicate this ad to him....("Gande underwears alag rakhna beta")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxgTadgqBqE

"A+B=C"

A statement written on blackboard...A+B=C....

Student 1:Oh its so easy....I know that A+B=C...no big deal.

Student 2:A is added to B to obtain C....alright(Huhh....Pythagorus ne kaha hoga chalo maan liya....mere baap ka kya jaa rha hai..)

Student 3:A,B,C....ya I can understand......but the rest I cant ("Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha....main fail ho jaunga...)

Student 4:Pappu  knows it....I will ask him...

Student 5:Who cares Neha sits in front of me....She will help me cheat and I will pass...What else do I need...

Student 6:Let me play FIFA 09(pc game) and worry how will I get a Hand of god in it....

Student 7:Let me sleep first then I will try to understand why is A+B=C...

Student 8:I am hungry and I cant study when I am hungry...

Student 9:I think our education system needs to be changed.I want to be an engineer and I dont understand how A+B=C help me with engineering...

Student 10:Never mind...If not this year...I will pass this subject next year with my parents support...

Student 11:I think Lolita would get impressed by me if I get first rank in class...(so A,B,C...zzzzzzzz....dreams..)

Student 13 to Student 14:Do you why is 'B' feeling cold?Because its between AC....

Student 14:!@@(*^@*^(@#(&a%_)(_&;%.,..,

Student 15:Theres a lot of time left....I managed to pass exams studying just 2 hrs before exams....If I begin to study now holy christ I will top...phewww....

Student 16:A+B=C.....na na na na....meri laundry ka ek bill ek aadhi padhi novel....har time yahi gaana bajta hai dimaag men jab A+B=C padhne baithta hun....is se achha to AIR FM gold hai......

Student 1:I have to know this for my parents...I owe to them....I also have to beat Chintu in exams..pata nahi kya samajhta hai khud ko...

and finally..........

Student 18What is A and B...Why are they added....Why are they equal to C...Why is ma'am writing this...Why are we learning...What if I dont know A+B=C...will not my child be born naked and bald...