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Why do the Kings dont have a GF?? is the most fascinating question and may be a moral boost for a single to feel that he's a King....The following reasons:
- The King characterises of ego,pride,power even though he doesnt own a big territory. :P
- The King would never drive a bike or a car to take the girl on a ride,infact he thinks driving is the job of drivers and he cant snatch their livelihood(This is to highlight the fact that Kings have a big heart)...And even if he sits with a girl on a bike,he will order her to drive.... :P
- The King doesnt know how to please a girl and would never be shy to say what he wants to.
- The following most common phrases that cant be associated with a king:
- Can I drop you home?...
- Hey leave that to me,I ll do it...
- We're just friends(yeah f***king friends)...
The following questions that most girls throw on him....to which he replies:
- Q.I feel very lonely and I dont have much friends..will you be friends with me?....A.Nopes....
- Q.Hey...You have changed...you look so different...has your mobile number changed? A.Yeah I have changed but you look the same fat,bloodsucking,ugly bitch and you never had my number :P
- Q.Hey do you have an extra pen? A.Yes,I do but it doesnt write :P
- Q.Mujhe neend aa rahi hai(this is a special one,made by a classmate in class)? A.But I am too tired :P
- Q.Do you have a GF?Or are you interested in any? A. You dont have any chance even if I couldnt see and hear and had my whole body paralysed except for one part... :P
And the last one............
Q.Who do you think you are,a King or what? A.Yes,I am a King i.e a Kind Intelligent and Nice Guy :P
