Held in month of March.....Its a mega event in which every room of our college including the toilets are hosting an event.....(like robot wars(in which robots are dragged with hands(sheh remotes are just too old fashioned)...Arm wrestling...(thank god it uses arms only..)...and some other great events like Panga 7.0...(where 3 or 4 bloody seniors of your age try to act smart while the rest of your fellow competitor talk in spanish.....)....Not to forget my very own event TECHNOSCRAP.....(I was the proud volunteer of this event......Only 12 people from all over India have got this privilege....I am just so lucky....While poster making, the only creative idea that came to my mind was to design a poster with a robot sitting on a Pot and poster reading Techno's crap...so original....but considering the aura,flamboyance(for further english words contact....The World is Square) of the event it was neglected ..
Not to forget the words of the wisdom announced in our class by one of the member of THE CORE TEAM(The Highest Honour to any individual next only to being the CEO of the 'Pink Chaddi Campaign')
......Pay attention....
Do you know whats the full form of GATES?
No...What kind of GTBITian are u?
It is blah blah blah of souls.....(Notice the words following....)....It is one of the largest event held in the vicinity of Delhi(Just like the UN,GTBIT is located in international territory and doesnt belong to Delhi)......over 90 events....You know how important the certis are for your placements.....(Hmm let me guess.......2 yrs from now Mr A goes for placement......
Interviewer::::::So Mr A show me your resume.....Mr A what is this?....You have got 7 consecutive backs with 60% CGP with all backs in all your core subjects......Do you expect us to give you a job....what were you thinking.....You dont have good marks......good college........good skillls.....what makes you think you will get the job?
Mr A::::::Sir I have a certificate of volunteering.......
Interviewer:::::Really......I am extremely sorry Mr A....(The interviewer falls in Mr A's legs and starts begging him to work for him)
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If anyone can provide us with sponsorship we would give 10% to him....(Wow .....)The sponsors can vary from a 'Chuskiwaala' to 'Yamaha'(What a comparision......just think how good it will look.......
Chhajju Panwaari presents Nach Baliye,Co sponsors Yadav ji Mishthan,Sulabh National,Young India Commander etc........
I know I am a GTBITian and I shouldnt call my mother dacoit.........But thats what I am.........Sorry.....Huh...
5 comments:
fuckin awesome shyt man !!
techno's crap..lol
hu d fck z angel? m evil eyes..:|
r u a GTBITian?
Believe it or not, the experience you get from it does matter.
In the end, it won't be the certificate. It would the answer that you come up when you're asked in an interview, about what you really did all through your years in college, apart from your studies.
The answer, would be all that matters. No one gives a shit about the certificates.
nice beating ur fest gets from a resident blogger.
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