Home dirty home :
7th July was decided as our "PG pravesh" and we reached there listening to Chughish songs i.e Om mangalam,Tere bina and some senti ones too.We reached there at 7 p.m and uploaded (internet is getting into me) our baggages.Every thing seemed perfect and serene.....Just as we entered the room we were confronted with a plethora of problems.Water was seeping inside the room and toilet was slightly better than those maintained by Sulabh international.With all such great amenities, our only hope for survival was Mel's A.C.His 1.5 ton A.C was supposed to be our "Sankatmochak"(the troubleshooter).
At 9 p.m we broke into Suman aunty's house which was on the ground floor to order our supper.But she informed that the cook is not available as he had to leave for his village following the news of his relative's departure.She suggested herself as the cook and gave us the taste ride of his food.....We 3 sat down on the dining table and Chugh recieved a scolding for sitting on the master's seat....Karele ki sabzi with 1 bowl of daal(bitter guard is what Karela is called in english)
Chugh : Wow its really awesome.
Mel : Let me try
Me : I told you earlier ... the water here really tastes good.Its R.O,,, I guess.
We ate rotis with R.O water(I dont know whether it was e boiling+ but it really calmed our boiling temper) and tasted Karela in short span of 5 mins...
Forgetting the food we 3 went out for stroll where Chugh expressed his desire for a life partner and seeked advice for a healthy relationship.I got to know ki "Chugh ki aankhon me kuch hai" and "Jyoti ka koi bhai bhi hai".So enjoying the gossips we 3 entered our smelly room admiring the A.C.Suman aunty asked for advance (i.e 1/3 of total amount) and Chugh got excited and gave it to her without wasting anytime..
Our fully furnished room didn't provide us with bedsheets and pillows much to the worry of Chugh who remembered to get Axe Effect (the dark temptation) deo and set wet gels but couldn't remember to get toothbrush,toilet soaps,bedsheets and other irrelevant things.With 1 A.C and 3 guys... battle was always on the cards for the front bed.Chugh suggested himself on the first bed as he was the youngest.His demand was refused and I suggested 123(on the back).....Poor Chugh having no idea of my superpowers had to pay the price.So I settled for the first place and even managed to salvage some pride for Mel by giving him the second bed.God listened to Chugh's prayers and our A.C got screwed up.Our only luxury was snatched and we began doubting our stay here...
With Chugh down and out, Mel and me chatted till 5 a.m in the morning after which Mel suggested some sleep.With 3 hours of sound sleep we got ready for our course.
In the morning Mr Sharma(Suman's husband) said that they can't manage a cook and we said we can't manage suman aunty's delicacies.So he suggested that we eat outside and he will charge only for the stay..With all these things discussed just before breakfast,we couldnt gather courage to ask for breakfast and preferred eating out.
We landed at the nearest market and it was here that we came across mango shake's maestro.Rs 10 per glass with tutti fruity and raisin on top certainly sounded a profitable venture.We signed a deal with him and it became part of our daily routine.
Soon we left for campus and were totally unaware what surprises the day had in store for us............
1 comment:
sounds nice and adventurous ride, though these things happen with me now and then. You manage to capture the reader's attention somehow..keep going
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